Tuesday, 8 July 2008

In Google Search

Type in the following and choose the first (that makes sense) that appears on the list:

1) Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
- Eben needs our help. [Tulungan niyo ko!]

2) Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
- Eben looks like bullshit. [Ang sakit niyo naman magsalita. LOL]

3) Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
- Ebenezer likes to drink his dirty, soapy bath water while he gets a bath. [Kadire!]

4 ) Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
- Eben says, "rest now an' sleep..." [In short, mamatay ka na. rotfl!]

5) Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
- Eben wants to take time off [Totoo yan. Gusto ko umuwi ng Pinas at umakyat ng Sagada...]

6) Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
- Eben does not like you [Dun lang naman sa mga ayaw din sa akin. :p]

7) Type in "[your name] hates" Google search
- Eben hates the walls of stones that bind in his heart. [hindi naman masyado. hehe]

8) Type in "[your name] goes"
- Eben Goes Sky Diving. [Pangarap ko 'to]

9) Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
- Eben loves potato salad!. [Correcto!]

10) Type in"[your name] is" in Google search:
- Eben is a Sun Certified Java Programmer, Sun Certified Web Component Developer, Sun Certified Java Developer, and Senior Java Programmer/Analyst. [Unti-unting makakamit ko rin ang mga titulong yan.]

1 comment:

iriz said...

ayus 'tong trip na 'to ah, ma-try nga...

search result:

"IRIZ is-- a talented-seasoned rapper from Long Beach CA"

anu daw?